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Thursday, July 5, 2012

No Bullying today...Let's have fun... 10 people/events to chuckle about

1. Self-proclaimed Education Presidents....We haven't had one since Woodrow Wilson!
2. Reality shows. I've been on one. There is nothing real about them.
3. George Carlin...He never wasted a word!
4. No Child Left Behind...I've got some bad news...and...Don't turn around...
5. Sean Hannity of Fox News....A true journalist always presenting a non-biased perspective.
6. Jim Cantore from the Weather Channel... a flash of lightning, a rumble of thunder...Jim's on Air
    response..."Oh my God, did you hear that? It's going to be a long night for the people of this sleepy little
    town."
7. Scandals involving Divison 1 college football coaches...1.Friday: The Univ.of X is excited to welcome our
    new coach to lead us into the future. 2. Saturday night: The coach goes to a club and is caught
    later that night with three strippers in his hotel room. 3. Monday: The Athletic Director announces that the 
    coach is being released...but the good news is that he is only getting sent away with 2.5 million dollars
    from his original 7.2 million dollar contract!
8. M.A.S.H...Now that was quality television...a gauranteed laugh no matter how many times you had seen
    the re-runs.
9. Obamacare....Millions spent to determine if we should spend millions
10. Bill Cosby...Life's daily struggles transformed into laughter simply by telling a good clean story.

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